Bob the Rat King: Lies of the Crocodile
Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
~ Lord Byron
Other Fine Books by Bob the Rat King:
nonfiction
Bob the Rat King’s Guide to European Wine and Cheese
Bob the Rat King’s Painfully Quick Weight Loss Program and Menu Planner
Bob the Rat King’s Tour Guide of American Landfills
Bob the Rat King’s Guide to Latin Dances and Fertility Drugs
Bob the Rat King’s Killing Cats for Fun and Profit
fiction
Life in Harlem: The Moon’s Black an’ Ain’t Gonna Rise
essays
Gray is Beautiful: In Defense of the Enslavement of White Mice
How to Kill a Cow With a Pencil: The Mystic Circle of the Ninja