The Chronicles of Zoe
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I’m Zoe, nee Mardi Gras, code name Chickamauga, aka Little Miss Sunshine, scientific name: Pulchra femina.
I’m young, svelte, and beautiful — the envy of all the other bitches. I’m not vain; that’s just the way it is. I’m also athletic. I enjoy running the most. Here in the highlands where I live, I run in the woods every day. I’m a hunter too. I specialize in small game: squirrels, chipmunks, gophers, rats and mice.
I love to sun bathe — in the nude of course. In fact, I like doing everything in the nude. I love to eat, and I have an eclectic palette. There’s hardly anything I don’t enjoy eating, except shrimp. But I stay trim as a result of my rigorous workouts. I’m also very affectionate, but don’t get your hopes up boys. I’m spayed.
Favorite song: Who Let the Dogs Out by the Baha Men. Who, who, who, who, who?
Favorite movie: Cujo by Stephen King. About a dog gone bad, but it wasn't his fault.
Favorite novel: The Call of the Wild by Jack London. Go Buck, go!
Favorite food: Anything! (except shrimp). Well, I especially like scrambled eggs, sardine can oil, spoiled meat, kimchee, yogurt, and pencils (No.2's have the best flavor).
Favorite band: Three Dog Night. Howl 'bout Joy to the World.
Favorite rapper: Snoop Dogg of course. Howl 'bout Doggystyle.
Favorite artist: Andy Warhol. The paintings of Marilyn are just fabulous.